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wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!
dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.
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Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw.
I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes.
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Swallowing cum in winter.
Tina likes to swallow ice for Christmas. Her dad is unaware of where to buy it.
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(n.) A game played by a male and female in which the female performs fellatio on the male, the male ejaculates in the female’s mouth and she swallows his ejaculate. If played correctly, there are no losers.
*It can be played by two males, but that’s just gay.*
Her mouth felt amazing on my dick when we played Suck Suck Swallow last night!
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something that is so hard to accept.
That my own son could have done something so horrible is a hard pill to swallow.
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to accept that you have to do something that you think is embarrassing or that you think you are too good to do
Swallow your pride and call your daughter to tell her you're sorry.
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to suck ones cock and swallow the sucked off persons jizzism, regardless how rank or disgusting it may seem because you want to be polite and just get the fuck out of there
Alan: Hey there Billy man last night was fun, huh?
Billy: Hell yeah man, you sucked me clean, no homo.
Alan: Well it wasn't that great for me man, I really had to swallow the anchor.
Billy: Really? Well tough shit man, lets get drunk and shoot wolves from the back of my truck at night!
Alan: Sounds good, then I will tell you about all these imaginary bitches I have fucked in my time.
Billy: Yeah well now sounds like Im gonna have to swallow the anchor this time!
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