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A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.
Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'
Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'
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When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
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is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!
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1. to become crazy
2. to stop feeling the ground
1. geez!! this tequila's heavy, i think i'm losing touch.
2. don't listen to him, he's losing touch.
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Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.
Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.
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Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.
Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:
"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".
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using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate
matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.
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