A towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a cock; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one's cock as well.
I had to use my cock towel after things got a little messy last night with Jenny...
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The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
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Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.
Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.
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Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
Why is your nose bleeding?
I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.
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Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.
"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"
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"I'm tired of all those damn Pittsburgh Towel Heads taking over our home stadium every year."
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