Truckers Coffee

When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.

Tim was pulling an all nighter studying using Truckers Coffee to keep him awake.

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Hungry Trucker, the

7 cocks; 2 in the hut, 1 in the butt, 2 in the mouth and one in each ear or other extraeneous orifice of your choice

Man, That's a hungry trucker!

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mother trucker

Four wheel drive jeep SUVsused by overweight mothers to transport their over-indulged children to and from school

Only a Mother Trucker of her size would require a jeep
to transport a few tiny infants to their local school

A display of wealth in the choice of transportation to convey infants who should rightly be walked to school.
Mother Truckers are flaunters of new wealth in a tasteless
context

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Trucker's Lucozade

Lucozade bottle filled with urine from a 20 stone trucker caught short between Little Chefs

Next time you are stuck in a jam on the M6 at Stoke, look right to the central reservation & observe all of the discarded Trucker's Lucozade bottles.

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trucker love

This is what gay truckdrivers engage in when you see them pulled over on the side of the road. usually involves on man being chained to the stearing wheel and the other man copulating or defecating on him chocolate necktie

Those trucks are pulled over on the side of the road. They are probably engaging in some hot trucker love.

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spear trucker

a NGGER/ ( black man)throws spears likes trucks

hey ron did you see that spear trucker running down the street with the stolen radio?

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Mother trucker

Someone who's mom is a trucker. It is a low-blow to the other person's moms ability to nail a good job. A trucker is a job for wanksters with no socail abilities at all.

"yo man Im gonna bust a cap"
"you mother trucker, your white trish"

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