tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.

I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...

clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

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monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

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Trumpet Player

(Noun)
1) In marching band, the best section there ever was. The lead part. Without this section, there is NOTHING. If you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) Most are cocky, love to show off, and are up the band directors ass and get what they want.

Obviously, the trumpet player is the backbone of any band.

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Trumpet Nose

When the one's nasal passage is blocked or shaped, at any particular time, in such a manner that a slight whistling noise can be heard when breathing in or out through the nose. One said to be releasing such a noise from his or her nose is temporarily gifted with the power of the 'trumpet nose' in all its glory. Sadly, as suggested earlier, the effects of the 'trumpet nose' are only short term, so treasure it whilst it lasts!

Megan: ...Chris...Hey Chris!!!

Chris: Yes love?

Megan: ...I've got...I've got...TRUMPET NOSE!!!

Chris: That's just fantastic news Megan, I'm oh so jealous..!

Megan: I bet! When was the last time u had it!? HA

Chris: ...it was such a long time ago, I forget...*sad face*

Megan: So T...Good luck getting to sleep tonight babe!

Chris: *mega sad face*

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