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A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.
This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt
Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!
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A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.
God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.
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When you hold a cup on your face without your hands and suck all of the air out of it
Belle: Have you ever done the cup vacuum?
Gigi: Yeah it's so cool
Belle: I know right, like how is it staying up
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When you get all up in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"
Hova: So you've heard of the virgnia vacuum right?
Speedy: What's that one?
Hova: I don't know.
Speedy: Is that the one where you get up all in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"?
Hova: We'll find out on urbandictionary tomorrow after this is uploaded.
P.S. Pls give quick shout out to xXxXKYR_FaZe_QuIckSc0p3rHDBryanXx420xX
P.S.S. Bryan with a y not an i. <3
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Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.
Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.
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This is someone who really sucks!
This garbage about racism was clearly written by a vacuum guy or girl!
Man who wants to inspect your tits.
Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.
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