A batshit short welsh bird who likes to mutilate other players on rebirth island.. can get particularly bitchy if your stupid enough to make sexist comments..especially regarding sandwiches.. rages like a madwoman on the regular and uses insults like “I hope your mother burns your curry”
Where the **** did that come from?? You raging welsh midget
an STD Procured from a welsh women/man
I went to Cardiff and got a welsh dip
Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive
Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh
A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake
When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.
Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.
The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".
Used in context -
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.