thirty watt bulb

Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre

You know, Joe is kind of a thirty watt bulb, barely got into community college, flunked out after 1 semester as a part time student, now barely keeps his job at the 7 Eleven.

Girl: Uh..... I'm way out of your league. Me: Yale grad, doctor. You: thirty watt bulb.

dirty five thirty

northern california. started by me on november first 1997 when norcal witched from 916 to 530. it is a movment to put norcal on the map. it has NOTHING to do with the hyphy movent or the bay area. we ryd mini trucks.

if u live in the 530 u live in the dirty five thirty.

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Suicide Thirty

The time of day where the realest get together to create a mix of fountain drinks--a suicide. It is most common for this to take place while working at a restaurant where you have access to fountain soda. The act is done at the bottom of each hour, and a third party decides who has created the better drink, and that person reigns supreme untill the next suicide thirty.

Josh: "Hey Jason, do you happen to know what time it is?"

::clock reads 4:30::

Jason: "Yeah, its suicide thirty, time for me to defend the title."

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thirty eight hot

Extremely mad or upset.
Causing great rage

Man, I was thirty eight hot when my boss said he had to let me go.

Girl I am thirty eight hot cause my boyfriend lied and told me he was going out of town and I just seen him with some other chic!

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Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years

Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.

Thirty Dollar Grapefruit

An egregious overcharging perpetrated on a captive audience

The high price of life-critical drugs in developing countries is a thirty dollar grapefruit of the highest order.

Itchy thirty feet

The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.

Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.

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