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A town that is shallow,fragile, and fake.
Look at all those cul-de-sacs, the streets that turn in on themselves all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people in their paper houses burning the furniture to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking the beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. It's just a paper town.
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Cleveland, OH. Cleveland and only cleveland has earned the right to become this city. It is not Concord coughwhitneycough and is not Cincinnati or Covina or anything like that.
Dude: "Imma go to C-Town and get me some rocks!"
Bitch: "Cool. I wanna go back to visit my boyfriend!...wait, this isnt the way to Concord!"
Dude: "Thats cuz we arent going to Concord, dumbass!"
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The colloquial nickname which locals have given to the city of North Las Vegas, Nevada. The nickname, which most likely began as a derogatory term for the city, has permeated the locals' vocabulary to such an extent as it no longer carries the negative connotation it once did.
My boy, who was just released from the North Las Vegas city jail, told me upon leaving, "Man, don't ever get locked up in North Town...CCDC down in Vegas is MUCH better."
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The poor white trash area north of the tracks in Sulphur, LA.
I need to get my hair done. My roots are starting to look like Poche Town.
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When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.
Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?
Midwest town that is secretly famous for underground Shih-Tzu fighting.
I'm feeling lucky, let's go to Chanti Town.
Achieving a victory by a significant margin.
Emmalee: Man, I'm beating you guys in this card game by like a hundred points.
Louis: Yeah, you're really running the town on all of us. :(