thread the needle

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

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Guitar Thread Geek

A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.

Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"

Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."

Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"

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threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

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Karma thread

The most prestigious of thread, a karma thread is one wherein every member hits other members with karma. Karma threads are often started or hijacked by karma whores.

Karma thread. Hit me!

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new threads

The jolliest bunch of assholes on the eastern side of the Mississippi River. Rock band famous for being dicks in their hometown of Nashville, Tennessee.

Dude #1: Man, I really love this song. Who's it by?
Dude #2: Ah dude, this is New Threads!
Dude #1: Fuck! I hate this song!

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bite your thread

Compose a well thought out response and not post it because it is socially or otherwise better not to.

"They're very stubborn. Don't waste your time on them, bite your thread."

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