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black thunder

an indigenous australian who happens to be a ledgend of sorts. he lives in s shed and only comes out at night to scavenge road kill.

1) look its the black thunder from down under what a dickhead

2) BLACK THUNDER caught a bus were all proud of him

by tricky dick September 17, 2004

75๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.

Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.

by Masterclapper October 19, 2006

195๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak

No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.

by JKallday April 10, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thunder Bumping

The act of two fat people having sex.

Antwann was Thunder Bumping with some chick last night. I could feel the house shaking!

by Rescue Squirrel August 12, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bro thunder

bro thunder is when there is a bro brawl in the vicinity and they go so hard that it shakes the surroundings and one may think they are experiencing extreme weather.

"dude did you just hear that?" "Yeah, I didn't know it was supposed to storm?" "No it's not storming, it's the bros next door brawling so hard our walls are shaking" BRO THUNDER. #Zeus

by apartmentf8problems November 15, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thunder Fap

In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.

person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.

person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.

by Spilner April 15, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž