an indigenous australian who happens to be a ledgend of sorts. he lives in s shed and only comes out at night to scavenge road kill.
1) look its the black thunder from down under what a dickhead
2) BLACK THUNDER caught a bus were all proud of him
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When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.
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Admirably large breasts.
Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.
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A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak
No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.
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The act of two fat people having sex.
Antwann was Thunder Bumping with some chick last night. I could feel the house shaking!
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bro thunder is when there is a bro brawl in the vicinity and they go so hard that it shakes the surroundings and one may think they are experiencing extreme weather.
"dude did you just hear that?" "Yeah, I didn't know it was supposed to storm?" "No it's not storming, it's the bros next door brawling so hard our walls are shaking" BRO THUNDER. #Zeus
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In the act of masturbating to online pornography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.
person 1: Is it storming outside? I hear thunder but I don't see any lightning.
person 2: Oh that's just John in the next room over thunder fapping. He must be watching some good stuff.
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