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Keith Comment

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here

If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar

by Joey Bats July 2, 2014

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Pulling a Keith

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.

Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.

by 6 Pack Sample September 4, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.

by dildo777 July 13, 2018

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Keith Urban

A very talented Australian country singer, that appeared on the scene of country music in the early 1990's and he made it big with his single, 'Your Everything,' on his self-titled solo album. After, breaking up with his 3-man group named, 'The Ranch.'

He has now, won numerous awards and is loved by not only for his electrifing guitar solos, but by his awesomely, hunky great looks. Which, had made him a sex symbol, for many people's eyes.

With, his newer album, 'Be Here,' it has be ceritified triple platinium with over a million album sales. He has made statements that he will start working on a new album in the middle of Feburary of the year 2006.

Keith Urban has been a sex symbol for his accent, personality, as well as good looks!

by KeithUrban'sGirl January 30, 2006

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keith urban

keith is a very talented and attractive country rock singer! he is amazing on the guitar, has an awesome dance, and a great body! he is also funny, up beat, and really gets into and enjoys what he does.

"Keith Urban is my new hero!"

by DQIT and WIAAN May 1, 2005

190๐Ÿ‘ 192๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keith Laverty

Some think he is a God, others a prophet. In reality he is both, and he has his own line of T-shirts.

I wish that I could be like Keith

by Voltron December 19, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


scary keith

a singer of a band who is a myspace celebrity

"dude guy, ya got 5 comments today!..almost a scary keith!"

by fuckthefuckingpolicenigger May 21, 2008

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