Mel Gibson's face

1)a term used to describe someone who is expressing deep emotional anguish as if they are on the verge of a mental break-down.

2)a term used to describe one's state of being. Usually of an unpleasant, nauseated nature.

*taken from the intensely dramatic face Mel Gibson makes in his movies whenever something bad happens to his character.

1) Bill: Hey, remember that guy we used to work with whose wife just left him for his brother who was a millionaire midget and then got fired for showing up to work drunk.

Bob: Yeah, why?

Bill: I saw him at the bar last night looking like Mel Gibson's face.

2) I've had the flu for over a week now and I still feel like Mel Gibson's face.

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Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Mel-Gibson Drunk

When a person is intoxicated and making racial slurs during a conversation, they would be considered Mel Gibson Drunk.

Hey Gabriel! Better stay away from Dolph at the party tonight. He’s Mel-Gibson Drunk!

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Mel Pah Pah

Sound of a person making love to a horse

Mel pah pah, mel pah pah! this horse is good

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Mel Gibson

Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.

"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."

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Full Blown Mel

the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..

If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !

mel piss baby

hey i know ur free on 14/2, you wanna go out lol aha

say yes or else mel piss baby will piss herself aaaaa