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It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.
A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday
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In Christian tradition, the first day of the 40-day season of Lent, which recalls the last days spent on earth by Jesus.
I gave up wearing nice socks for Lent, so my feet have been uncomfortable since Ash Wednesday.
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..... Wendy / Wednesday Bastards / Pigs / Scum (whichever takes your fancy at the time). A poor football team and the laughing stock of Sheffield; spending the last 9 years in the shadow of Sheffield United. Pigs play at a large but crumby ground on the outskirts of Sheffield city centre (Hillsborough).
Pigs, in any response to someone who makes fun of their "MASSIVE" club, will try to come back with information about the glory days of wendy. Constantly rewinding to the 90's, when their club reached 3rd in the first tier of English football. What they won't tell you, is that they were relegated in 2000, and that they have never finished above United in the league since then. If you ever have the misfortune to visit the Pigs’ ground on a match day, you'll find it’s half empty. This is the result of most people avoiding the embarrassment of being seen there.
In the season just gone (08/09), pigs managed to pull the double over United. Apparently, this maintains their status as a “MASSIVE” club. Even though they failed to reach the championship play-offs (finishing 12th), which united did (finishing 3rd), pigs still maintain their deluded mind-set that they are “Yorkshires best club”, a title which in actual fact, is currently held by hull (sheffield united being 2nd).
Here’s how to distinguish a wednesday bastard from a united fan. You may see a mentally impaired person, wearing a pigs shirt, lingering outside a farm. This is a prime example of a wendy fan. Just open the gate and let them scurry on back in there. Alternatively, you might see a person looking at the league table and smiling. This would be a united fan, who is clearly enjoying the fact that pigs still can’t compete to the same level as united. Generally, Scum can be spotted in a museum (squeezing every last drop out of their long since gone success), in small numbers at Hillsborough or in a barn yard. Blades can be spotted at beautiful downtown bramall lane enjoying life as fans of the bigger club in Sheffield, and looking FORWARD to the likelihood of promotion.
Blade 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Blade 2: Go on then
Blade 1: Sheffield Wednesday!!
All The Blades: Wheyyyyy Lets all laugh at Wednesday!!
Pig: our club is MASSIVE and will always be better than united
Blade: …name me one season in the last 9 years when you finished above us in the table
Pig: errrm urrrm…
Blade: Jog on you deluded little pig; we're all blades aren't we?
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Happy Wednesday is the perfect day in the middle of the week where you find a random place to hang out and relax with friends and alcohol. Originated years ago at a cheeseburger restaurant where large amounts of alcohol were being consumed and when asked by the waitress "What's the occasion?" The whole table joined in and said "Happy Wednesday!" And so the random holiday was born.
Hey. Who's in for Happy Wednesday this week? Let's get some drinks!
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A religious day in Catholicism in which ash is placed on the foreheads to symbolize that we were made from ash and to ash we will become.
I went to Ash Wednesday last week
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When a girl lays flat on her back and a man stands ,preferably squats, down and puts his dick in the girls mouth while he takes a shit on her forehead and then rubs it in after the girl has sucked him off...
AH shit bro i just walked in on my dad giving my mom an Ash Wednesday
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The act of deliberately putting a cigarette out on the forehead of an opponent.
The next time that son of a bitch Bob rats me out to my girlfriend, he's getting an Ash Wednesday and a pair of Irish Sunglasses!
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