zip your face

A cracker term for "Shut Up"or"Shut your Pie-hole"

For example

Bob:Hey your that robber!!

Robber:Zip your face before I shoot you!!!

Bob:HOW ABOUT YOU ZIP YOUR VAGINA!!!!

Robber:Fuck you,now I am sad.

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melt your face

to beat someone so bad at something like sports or video games, that the frowning expression on thier face makes it look like it's melting

John: Holy shit your hella good at Halo, you owned me
Steve: Yeah, I did, let's play a different level and I'll melt your face again

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Enjoy your face

When you are getting intimate with your partner and want to engage in oral sex.

“Hey sharkesha why don’t you come over tn and let me enjoy your face”
“Damn Jamal that’s the 20th blowjob this week.

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

bomb on your face

Busting a fat ass load of jizz on a female’s face!

Jesse - do you want a bomb on your face? I’ve got a huge load of semen for you.

balls in your face

Using balls in your face is the equivalent of saying "fr fr" or "on god".

Jason, balls in your face I love you bro

hellflush your face

To punch someone in the face so hard that, it concaves their face giving it a concave look, similar toa hellflush wheel.

you messed with the wrong guy...now im gonna hellflush your face punk