The act of kissing someone without putting your tongue up in their throat. Just a little bit of tongue in your partner’s mouth.
Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.
When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!
Jack: Grow some balls.
When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.
Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.
Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!
I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.
A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat
So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?
The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.
Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.
"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"
Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.
when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching
Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.
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