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Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
A sick as hardcore band that started on the sunshine coast, Australia.
Friend 1 - Have you heard of Torch The Atlantic?
Friend 2 - Why yes i have, I hear they pull some wicked shows!
Friend 1 - Yeah, They sure do!
The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.
Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}
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when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.
When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.
Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"
A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?