totes kesh

something that is something that Ke$ha would totally wear!

wow, those glasses are totes kesh

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Totes Jakes

Totally Just Kidding

Totes jakes, I can't believe you fell for it.

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Totes Jellis

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".

Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"

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Totes MaGoats

Totally

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.

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tote bags

An evolution from totes, which evolved from totally.

-That new George Michael album has got it going on!
-Tote bags!

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totes mcgoats

Used as a synonym for "Totally."

Also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; "totes" being one degree of awesome, and the full-on "totes mcgoats" being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.

"That sandwich was the totes."
"I agree, the totes mcgoats."

"Did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?"
"Mcgoats, dude."

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Heller Totes

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.

I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.

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