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When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”
Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
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is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.
good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!
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1. to become crazy
2. to stop feeling the ground
1. geez!! this tequila's heavy, i think i'm losing touch.
2. don't listen to him, he's losing touch.
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Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.
Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.
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Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.
Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:
"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".
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using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate
matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.
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A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!
1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".
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