Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities

Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today

alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex

hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again

Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements

Jeffrey has Tourette's hand

hunger tourettes

When you become agitated and frustrated to the point of swearing and pouting due to hunger.

Sarah burst out into a slew of profanities because the sun was too bright. She claimed she suffered from hunger tourettes

Fangirl Tourette's

When a fangirl meets an actor/actress from a show where she is extremely active in the fandom and cannot control embarrassing and involuntary enthusiastic interjections like "I love you so much!" or "You're a god/goddess!" from popping into the conversation when meeting aforesaid actor. Inevitably uncomfortable for both the actor and the fan.

At Comic Con
Fandom chick 1: Where's Maggie?
Fandom chick 2: I think she's still in the bathroom crying.
Fandom chick 1: Aww poor thing...but it made David Duchovny really uncomfortable when she kept declaring her love and sobbing in front of him.
Fandom chick 2: I do feel bad for her. But she's starting to get a reputation. If she can't get control of that Fangirl Tourette's she's gonna get banned from future conventions.