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A case of diarrhea so severe that you'll just be walking hence 'travelers' diarrhea and all of a sudden you soil yourself without expecting it. This can be incredibly humiliating.
Dude I have a bad case of travelers diarrhea I just shit myself a few minutes ago.
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A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:
Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.
This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay
3 hours later James and George are dead.
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Not the bloody dicks,just a bunch of handsome people:a supergroup made by Tom Petty,George Harrison,Bob Dlylan,Jeff Lyne and Roy Orbison.
person 1-wtf bro they're bloody penises?
person 2-no you coward the Travelling Wilburys are like super handsome and really good musicians
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The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum
Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position
Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian
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What basically happens during sleep. That's probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it's because you time travel.
So I was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but I realised that I have to wait FOUR damn hours. What I had to is to sleep. Now that's time travel, culturally speaking!
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Someone that drank to the point of blacking out and looses all track of time by time traveling to a near and confusing future. Also known as the Tom Traveler.
The time traveler was drinking at the bar and ended up at a strange apartment where I was naked on the floor, with the water running.
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A person that you don’t have romantic feelings for but are comfortable sharing your personal feelings about each other, and would gladly go anywhere with
“Me and Ashlyn are so close she’s more than a best friend, she’s my travel buddy”
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