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The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time
That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone
Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.
If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.
The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.
George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.
The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.
This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.
A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.
Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.
Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?
It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba