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Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 07, 2017


turbo shitter

an absolute shitter when it comes to online videogames
also referred to someone who has no hands

"this guy on our team is feeding, what's their deal?"
"they're a turbo shitter"

by destructodong April 07, 2021


turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009


turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 01, 2007


Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool

"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"

by Sloptimus Prime December 17, 2011


turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.

My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!

by logologician December 07, 2013


Turbo load

During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.

Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge December 30, 2011