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When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice
The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.
He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.
A turkish toothbrush occurs after the act of oral sex. Once the man is ready to cum, he pulls out of the females mouth and proceeds to say "SMILE!" she then smiles,exposing her teeth in the process. Then the man will cum all over her teeth. He then uses his cock to spread the cum all around her teeth. Almost using his cock as a "toothbrush".
Last night Oliva had one to many sweets, so Teddy decided to help her out and give her a Turkish Toothbrush.
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when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
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Very powerful Rambo-like hero from Turkey. Usually Rambo kicks ass and then asks questions. This guy just kicks ass. He has the ability to break walls with bare hands, avoid any bullets even if a whole goddamn freaking army is shooting at him and of course to find grenades everywhere he goes. He usually kills with bazooka, bad look or just breaks some necks. Even if he blows up something far away from his enemies they still die painfully with some ketchup on their faces. He also loved some turkish slut but I didn't qiute follow that part. His brothers in law are Chuck Norris and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Dude#1 - Omg Osama ben Laden is so evil!
Dude#2 - I hope the turkish Rambo will shoot his ass with his mini bazooka!
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