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A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
When a man who is whipped asks his girlfriend/spouse if he can do something with his friends and she tells him no,that is a vaginal veto
Branden"Hey Bud,the boys and I are goin to the bar to watch the cavs, you in?"
Bud"Hold on let me call my girl and see if I can"Bud"Honey can I go to the bar tonite and watch the cavs game?"Bud's Girl"No!"
Branden"What'd she say?"
Bud"She said No!"
Branden"Man you just got vaginal vetoed, that sucks"
When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!