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An alternative dish for those who choose not to participate in the consumption of meat and meat products
1. Hi do you have a vegetarian option?
2. Yes, you can fuck off
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A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.
Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?
Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.
Man: What the hell does that mean?
Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.
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A term used to describe the eating patterns of someone who is not an ovo or lacto vegetarian, but does restrict the intake of certain meats. They do not consume red meat or poultry, but will consume fish or seafood. The term is used to discribe a diet, not nessasarily a moral decision.
Sally thought eating red meat was unhealthy, so the only meat she eats is fish; therefore Sally is a Pesco-vegetarian.
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A pesci-vegetarian eats fish, but not poultry or other meats
the pesci-vegetarian would like the salmon but hold the chicken thank you.
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A meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. Typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.
The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.
Hey John, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.
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A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.
During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.
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A person who will not allow meat (penis) in his/her mouth.
Charlotte from Sex and the City does not like penis in her mouth. She refuses to give blowjobs. This makes her a sex vegetarian.
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