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When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.
I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.
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My boyfriend's silky hard penis
Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.
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A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.
*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
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A blowjob given from someone who has removed their false teeth.
Rita took out her teeth and gave Marvin a velvet suck.
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another name for urine, used to give the original word urine a bit more class when using it for sexual activities i.e golden shower
"would you please cover me in yellow velvet?"
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When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.
"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1
"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2
"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1
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When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.
Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!
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