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A person who is constantly crying, even long after their crying has caused them to be given what they want by an overindulgent guardian.
After effortlessly ramming through the least popular and least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, the perpetual victims of the Republican Party continued portraying themselves as under siege by a left-wing mob.
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The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.
Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.
The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.
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A zombie killed by virus called H1N1
Did you see that Undead Swine Flu Victim?
Yeah, poor guy
A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.
It is a way to make you sound smarter then if just you say bullshit.
1. (Bob) I had to bike 1000 miles and I nearly died. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
2. (Bush) They are making weapons of mass destruction. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
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This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
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Any indigenious people that have been totally fucked over by the white man and his dirty white man tricks.
"Native Americans, totally Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny."
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