Cube vomit

The overloading of personal items brought in by "that" co-worker in the cube farm that insists on reliving childhood show and tell - pictures, "thoughts of the day", bobbleheads, inspirational day-by-day calendars, and hideous paraphenilia. Frequently includes cats and grandchildren in precarious outfits.

"Whoa. Did you see what Mrs. Baglady brought in this time? How does she even find her file folders? Are those cats kissing? Ugh. Cube vomit"

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Crotch Vomit

Child or baby - typically one that is screaming, stinking or otherwise unpleasant to be around.

"I was trapped on a plane with someone's crotch vomit in my face for six hours!"

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Vomit Cunt

When someone is getting their cunt licked & the person who is licking the cunt vomits all over it. Then you have vomit cunt.
This usually occurs after the licker acidentally licks some pussy crust.

My dog had vomit cunt after I licked my dog's cunt acidentally because I mistaked it for my girlfriend's.

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Emotionally Vomit

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). Emotional Vomit, or E.V., is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“Sara returned home from a rough day of cheer leading and blowing off homework. As her parents tried to gently suggest she was past her curfew, yet again, she suddenly felt and irresistible urge to Emotionally Vomit all over their asses”

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willie vomit

Commonly referred to cum, sperm or man goo

I pulled out just in time and sprayed my willie vomit all over her beautiful young face.

or

I woke up this morning covered in willie vomit.

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Ailing Vomit

Anagram of "I am loving it", the McDonalds slogan. Meaning to expell the contents of your stomach after eating McDonalds.

Guy 1: I just ate a Big Mac and now I have ailing vomit.

Guy 2: Pwned. =P

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mini-vomit

A small controlled vomit, that is easily caught in the mouth: a chunky gag. See Gerg

The wrotting smell from the dumpster made me have a mini-vomit.

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