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When a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his cock between the rolls of fat.
Jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.
Jim: think I'm ok mate
Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.
"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"
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Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.
Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?
No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.
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forcing one's self to be sick in order to use the vomit as a lubricant for masturbation.
Ryan had several vom wanks in one day, as a result of this he turned bulimic.
Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.
Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.
Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.
Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!
Alternatively
Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!
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Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.
Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"
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