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A nerd wannabe is an ironic kind of person whose parents are usually doctors, lawyers, or CEO's but who claims to be super nerdy. Generally, this kind of person finds the phrase, "work hard, play hard" magnitizing, since he or she does not actually give a shit about being productive or innovative for its own sake. Nerd wannabes wear expensive clothes, act exclusively, and do whatever makes their college resume look better. At elite institutions, which exist at all levels of educational attainment in the US, they perform superiorly to many true nerds due to a host of invisible social advantages, originating with their circle of friends, their parents, and with other privileged people who generally favor them over, especially, a true nerd from a poor or rural area.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
You had extra-marital sex at a night club last night? You are probably just a nerd wannabe. Nice Coach purse.
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bunch of fucks i see at school everyday!!! they run around my highschool with the runs of eyeliner,fake converse, mcr shirts and "emotional" vandalized on their arms... they think they ae so hardcore with their allblack outfits and rancidshirts...as if rancid is fucking emo!!! on their schoolbags they write "antichrist" and "emo"... fucked up posers...
me:are you suicidal?
emowannabe:yes!
me:why?
emo wannabe:cuz im an emo!!!
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someone who wants to be goth but isn't
'x' (not his real name) loves blink 182 and good charlotte, as well as new found glory and eminem. he wears a tonne of shit on his arms to school and a spiked choker on his neck. he is constantly telling evry1 how coll goths are. he wants to be a goth and is fooling no-one, but he doesnt realise it.... whereas me, i just have longish hair and like metallica and machine head so to most chavs at school I am a goth... hahahaha. even the chavs know x aint a goth... hahaha.
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those who wish to be part of the west european culture. actions that identify said groups will be a sudden interest in watching unheard of european films in its native language without having the capacity to understand said language. you will see them in foregin cafes almost constantly and will start shopping for expensive european brands and will constantly dress in such a manner at the most inconvienient social situations such as shopping at costco or walmart. These people will pick up a popular west european (never eastern) language, usually french, spanish or italian and usually drop out three classes in. If they survived their european wannabe phase, they might try to infect others of their curse and might take offense if you tried to critique them. Their natural retribution to such criticisms is usually the same,"You are Ignorant and uncultured". Groups known to be infected by this disease are usually bored middle age to early adult hood women.
Person A: I like croissants and I want to go backpacking in europe someday.
Person B: Really, I fail to see the connection. That can only mean you are a "european wannabe".
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Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...
1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.
2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.
3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.
4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.
5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.
6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...
Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.
1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.
2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.
3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.
4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)
5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.
6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.
7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!
Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?
WG: Uh....The Parade Black!
RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?
WG: Yeah! I love it!
RE: Then sing the first part of it.
WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*
Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!
Friend1: Really?
WB: Yea, it's addicting.
Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?
WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.
Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
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Someone who, although they have never been to ireland, profoundly believes themselves to be in some way inherently irish. Maybe their great-granny once saw dublin from a boat, or maybe they just like the colour green, who knows.
Wannabe irishness is most common in the USA, although they pop up everywhere. Things wannabe Irish people like: funding the IRA, talking endless bollocks about Ireland, and using some appropriated version of irish identity to excuse behaving like a drunken twat.
Chocky arlaaah my friend, now lets have another guinness before I have to get on the plane to Boston to discuss those stock options - Some Wannabe Irish dude
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a girl who lies about having sexual encounters in order to make everyone think that she is easy.
"Dude, sandra just told everyone that she gave a guy a blowjob last week, she is such a wannabe slut!!"
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