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ski mask

What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth

I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.

by Mr Pokey January 10, 2005


ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 June 12, 2006


Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.

"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.

by triplec787 August 11, 2010


Skiing the slopes

When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row

Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.

by GaryLarsonBush January 28, 2022


ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to

If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded

by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018


ski bully

THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)

Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"

Or

"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)

by C Stanford March 01, 2017


LIL SKIES

A 'Lil' who can actually rap

Lil Skies is taking over the world

by immagrape July 25, 2018