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What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth
I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.
A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.
I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.
An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row
Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.
A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to
If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded
THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)
Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"
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"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)