showing signs of wear

- A term used to describe the condition of an object, where the condition is beyond the observer’s ability to accurately assess what is wrong or how to fix it.
- A vague statement used to try and trick others into thinking that something is not as bad as it really is.
- A phrase used by technically challenged, and/or by motivationally challenged persons to describe the condition of an object.
- Using the statement "showing signs of wear" is in fact showing signs of wear.

- a light not working, being described as "showing signs of wear"

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wear a scarf friday

a weekly event that everyone should participate in. this trend was originated in the winter of 2010, and should live on forever. if an individual chooses not to take part in this event they are secretly made fun of.

hey look! she's participating in wear a scarf friday!

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Affinity Ski Wear

the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.

I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!

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Wearing white boxers

means that you are aloud to do what you want and no one will know/care. derives from being able cum in white boxers without anyone finding stains.

tom:is it ok if i swear in u'r house
mat: yeh dude u'r wearing white boxers
tom: thank fuck for that

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men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

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anti-rape wear

When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.

"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?

"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"

"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."

"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."

"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"

"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."

"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."

"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"

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wearing all black

People who listen to heavy metal and refuse to buy new clothes. Hates hipsters and mainstream music. Usually plays electric guitar and thinks beards are cool.

"You see that kid who's wearing all black over there? He probably hates you"

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