weasel dance

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.

he was so pissed he did a weasel dance

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Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.

Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.

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Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.

those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.

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Cock weasel

a) Someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation.

b) A person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves whilst not crediting you.

c) Sexually; may mean someone that tries in anyway possibly to get down someone pants.

d) May be used generally to describe someone that is a cock or tosser.

AN EXAMPLE: "Here you go, all done and dusted, good innit"
" o, yes very good did James R help"
" NO, i did it all"

- whata cock weasel

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cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

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Cheese weasel

Mythical creature that sneaks into your room at night to thumb cheese under your foreskin

Had to have a quick shower before work this morning cause the cheese weasel visited me last night

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rad-weasel

A rogue weasel affected by harful radiation, therefore giving it superdooper powers. These powers include the ability to penetrate and power-rape.

"WHOA BRO! didja see that rad-weasel right therr??!? It just power-raped me!!"