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Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...
Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.
The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.
John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song
The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.
We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips
Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.
Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.
I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".
It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!