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When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...
Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.
The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.
We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips
The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.
John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song
Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.
Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.
I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".
It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!
A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.
(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."