bullshitter of the week

an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)

michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.


oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.

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doppleganger week

An assenine week invented for facebook-lovers, made for no other reason than to make your friends believe you've EVER been told you look like an attractive celebrity, no matter how unattractive or repugnant one might be, when your profile picture pops up on their "live feed". Wanna be cool? Don't follow the trends and stay as far away from this vomit as possible.

Example 1:

Man 1: Dude, your new profile pic's pretty hot. Doesn't look like you though.
Man 2: Thanks. I'm celebrating doppelganger week and setting my prof pic as a celeb look alike. Once, on a train, someone told me that I reminded them of Brad Pitt in the manner I itched my nose. From then on, I've seen the resemblence as uncanny.

Example 2:
Girl: So, you look pretty hot in your prof pic.

Pedophile: Thank you. I'm celebrating Doppleganger Week.

Girl: I don't know what that means, but you're sure a cutie.
Pedophile: Haha, don't worry about it.

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Red Week

That one week that women go through every month, their period. It's when everything men love about women goes down the drain. Women become a tidal wave of emotions and men are the unlucky guppies caught in the middle of it.

I hope I have enough chocolate for Red Week.

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Hell Week

The inagural week of all Greek organizations (fraternities) in which the new members (pledges) are rigorously abused and tortured as an endurance test. If the pledges make it through Hell Week, then they can become full-fledged fraternity members.

If none of this applies to you becuase you think that frats are stupid and infantile, please see GDI.

"I had to know all about the leader or else they would've killed me in Hell Week."

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Cricket Week

A five day test where the boyfriend/husband bowls from the pavillion end with great care while the wife is padded up.

"Henry had to take great care with Wendy as it was cricket week and he didn't want to upset her any more than he already had done" extract from Millns & Boon latest novel, From Behind

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ketchup week

Ketchup week is the menstruation week occurring to women every month.

I dont't want to hung out tonight, i'm in my ketchup week.

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Tweak of the Week

When a person, particularly someone in New York City, acts in the weirdest way possible in public. Extra points if they are in a park.

Daniel: Look at that guy with the lacrosse stick across the street! He's shirtless and waving it around!
Jake: What the heck! Tweak of the week right there. Movie.

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