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Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.
"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."
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Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"
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The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.
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Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.
"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."
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if you are not too thin and not too fat, then you have a normal weight. an amount of 'normal weight' kilos depends on you height and age. if you are grown up (18 y.o.+) and you need to know your perfect (desirable) weight you need to subtract 110 from your height in cm., the answer means your normal weight.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
Person 1: My height is 5''7 and my weight is 133 pounds. Should lose some weight? I look pudgy!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
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The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.
Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.
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Weight thats not alive. Usually laying on someone with all your weight, then making them give you the definition of dead weight...while being startle by the question they hesitate so you ask again and again, louder and louder.
After baseball practice the shortstop and 3rd baseman jumped on me with quite force and were yelling at me "WHAT IS DEAD WEIGHT", i did not know what to say so they layed on me i think they are gay.
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