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Sand Wench

A woman easily seduced at the beach.

Guy: "Man, she was an easy lay."

Dude: "I heard she was an exhibitionist. Where'd you go?"

Guy: "We went to the Beach at midnight."

Dude: "Ah. I figured she was a sand wench."

by Korgihl December 16, 2012


The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013


Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.

My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.

by Muttemor August 17, 2024


mariana wench

Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.

I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

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Wenche-Helen

Wenche-Helen is a name that mean you are a old mother!

Me: hi Wenche.Helen how are you?
Wenche-Helen: Hi, get the fuck of my lawn

by ebabysk April 2, 2019


brethren over wenches

Homies ova hoes!

Eg boondocks , song by Gangstalicious ,hommies ova hoes , in shakesperean english 'brethren over wenches'

by Yellowman October 7, 2013


wench

The word "wench" is purely just another word for "young female child." It is Germanic in origin as many words in English are and yes. People still use it in such a way!

The wench in the store was so extremely nice when I fell into her on accident.

by @ibreiden May 6, 2016