What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

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you know what? fuck you

this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.

person a: you a lame ass bitch

person b: you know what? fuck you.

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.

kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.

Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck moment

When someone says something completely out of the blue, and it ruins the vibe of the group or groups.

Guy 1: "I'm about to kill my entire family then kill myself."
Guy 2: "This is a What the fuck moment, and a half."

What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

what the sincere fuck?

The most incredulous of the wtf's, what the sincere fuck is used asking for clearification of something so fucking terrible it is hard to believe and one using wtsf is often looking to deny its happening or existence in the first place.

Bitch 1: The exam date has been pushed up 'cause of crysler's surgery
Bitch 2: What the sincere fuck??!!!