I looked at these girls and I was like I don't want to get none of you pregnant and then I was like I choose bon wheat.
Without bon wheat I might have had a baby, bon wheat is the best way to go, bon wheat shows me righteousness, I have integrity with sex in bon wheat, when I chose bon wheat the girl had like seven orgasms.
"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...
"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?
"What?"
"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"
a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.
max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."
jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."
Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...
I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.
The word can be used as calling someone fake, scrawny or weak. This word is used negatively
“Watch out for those wheat meats😣.”
“Stop being a little wheat meat.”
“Bros built like a wheat meat.”
A slang term used to describe something exceptionally cool, neat, awesome, or amazing. Often used to emphasize that whatever is being referred to is on a whole new level of greatness.
"That new song you played? Total Beast Wheat!"
The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"
"What's a sneaky link?"
"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"