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boy-wife

A male of any age that has the emotional and sexual mind set of a young boy with the added desire to be a wife to a dad or father figure.
Often this desire is enhanced by a desire to have all of the abilities of a female, (lactation, and childbirth) without the need for a sex change surgery.
A true boy-wife will maintain his body appearance as a young boy, often without body or pubic hair.
A boy-wife is not a transexual, transgender or cross dresser, but when in wife mode, often utilizes some form of minimal female clothing; (ie; panties, night gown.)

"Bobby is 35 yrs old but is a boy-wife to his partner Jim."

by G&G August 12, 2007

151πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Prison Wife

An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.

β€˜Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their β€˜man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their β€˜husbands’ for sex.

by MarcGJ May 21, 2004

241πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


work-wife

Your closest female friend at work. Her motive is friendship, not pay. This is typically a non-sexual relationship.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't get my usual bagel. Thank God my work-wife brought me some Micky D's.

by Daniel Roberts December 23, 2004

149πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

by pfc. Snowball December 27, 2008

377πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


wife her

to marry or commit yourself to a girl

"YO JOHN, I really think you should wife her. Like forreal, Allie is one good lookin girlll. She got her own thang goin on, WIFE HER!"

by Geee93 January 11, 2010

53πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


wife unit

The second party entity that a man is in a contractual agreement with through the official statement of a marriage certificate.

Bro: Do you want to go to the bar and get a beer tonight?

Man: Yes, but I have to ask the wife unit first.

by i.sub.urban December 30, 2014

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž