Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

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mom

A faithful friend who will always take anything for you

Mom I got in trouble by the cops, What you do. Stole hand it to me and Ill take the blame

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Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

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Mom

A care taker that give you love and affection

I love you says mom

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Mom

The best person in the world

Mom is the best

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Mom

A term that fanboys and fangirls use when addressing females they greatly admire.

My mom, Melanie Martinez, has tix on sale YASSSSSS

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Mom

Get the camera

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

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