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A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.
I had my gregory johnson hanging out all over the place!
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A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
You stay Johnson Jacking.
A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.
"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."
When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.
Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"
Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."
"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
Donald Trump bought from wish
I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..
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