the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!

Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

April Winds

A feeling of liberty or independence.

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

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caught wind

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.

Fuck! I already caught wind!

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Walk wind

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.

Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.

Office worker 2:- Sue him.

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