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A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.
Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!
Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine
Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection
A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds
THe sickest ape to chase your ass. you dash yo ass around, you look behind and you see a big banana head with a tesla ready to torch your ass
" Bruh, that donkey winston just killed me.
" Overwatch winston slapped me"
A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.