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Womanizer

Proof that Britney Spears is capable of making a hot comeback

She's sexy again and her song Womanizer is great. Point proven

by Just a Britney lover October 19, 2008

70πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Woman

Makes things complicated when it really doesn’t need to be.

Women: You see I can be simple, but I won’t do ha!
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple

by Jose John October 16, 2018

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Woman

A type of dishwasher that's been around since the dawn of time

Adam: Yo Tyrone you got a sink full of dishes
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them

by Standingshady April 5, 2020

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Woman

A person who identifies as a female is a woman. However, if a child would identify as a female, they would be a girl.

Woman: I identify as a female, therefore, I am a woman.

by harleenophe August 1, 2015

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Woman

The bane of man's existence.

Man- "Honey! I'm home!"
Woman- "Shut up."

by SniggleSnaggle August 9, 2013

31πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Woman

The female of the human race, the one who gives birth to the offspring of humans. Usually seen as the fairer sex, the aesthetic sex, the nurturing/emotive sex.

She is equal in about every way to men, save for some physical differences. She is just as intelligent and capable as the male... but men often overwhelm, harass, and dominate the ladies.

The woman are as capable and as intelligent as the man, if not more so... men just have a difficult time understanding and accepting that.

by Lorelili March 7, 2005

1934πŸ‘ 4449πŸ‘Ž


Woman

Many males believe women are for one thing: Something to make their penises hard. Other males may think women have a few more than this one commonly perceived use. Such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.
But these people who believe these are the sole reasons women were put on the Earth should be shot in the face.

Guy 1: My penis gets hard whenever I look at a Woman.
Guy 2: Yeah, mine too.
Girl 1: Shame on you! Pervert!
Guy 2: Wtf why are you out of the kitchen?

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009

1854πŸ‘ 4359πŸ‘Ž