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A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.
man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts
The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone
Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda
1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!
Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.
We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!
I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.
A big titty bitch with a ugly face
Nick: Bro I fucked this female yesterday with some big ass tits but her face was ugly
Rick: You just fucked a Wonka Tonka bro