Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

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detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

Penney's Worth

Penney’s worth: Much greater than a penny’s worth or anyone’s “two cents.” Imagine one million dollars multiplied by 1,735. Well, a "Penney's worth" is infinitely more than that. It takes someone very special to posess this ability to have a "Penney's worth".

Oh hey, look it is Miss Penney, whenever she speaks we know she will always put in her Penney's worth!

So Not Worth It

‘So Not Worth It’ is a Korean sitcom on Netflix aimed for people 13+. It’s a 12 episode series about life on an international school in South Korea. Starring both known and not-so-known actors, such as Nicha Yontararak a.k.a “Minnie”, Park Se-Wan, Han Hyun-Min, Joakim Sorensen, Shin Hyun-Seung, Choi Young-Jae, Carson Allen and Terris Brown as the ‘Main roles’ in the series. Released in 2021 it, has become quite popular among teens and young adults.

Person1: Bro, Have you seen ‘So Not Worth It’ yet?
Person2: Nope! I haven’t yet. Planning on watching it when I come home
Person1: Good! It’s ✨ a m a z i n g✨

lordspurts worth

the king of the world that will beat your ass and still yo girl to be in his harem and kaden is gay

im lordspurts worth bitch

hippies worth

A quad of some exotic bud

Ay, my g, let me get a “hippies worth.”

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.