Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.
The gayest, stupidest and pull many girls. Bad boy!! Stay away from Xander!! Dated(liked,crush) 5 girls a month.
Xander is a Badboy
Someone who reallyyyyy loves to get dominated by huge femboy furries, and getting railed by them again and again as he just can't breathe and his legs are destroyed from them :3
"Hey Xander you okay?"
"No, that last furry ruptured my insides TwT"
Xander is attractive and tall. Grear hair and pericing blue eyes are his grear qualities. Many don't think hes much because of his lack of care in his appearance, though he is capable of being the most attractive one out there. Not only is his appearance attractive, but his personality is to die for. At first, he seems normal, clean, and shy. But once you get over the wall of his social anxiety, he is the most fun person you'll ever meet. He's weird and his jokes are annoying (not in a bad way) and he isn't scared to give unapologetic criticism. His friends are just as weird but you get used to it overtime. However, his personality when he's alone with that special someone, completely changes. He becomes the most sweetest and romantic person. And his social awkwardness makes it 10x better. He isn't afraid to shower you with compliments and will never let you forget that you are the finnest mf he ever seen. Xanders are really great and you shouls get to know one.
Person 1: Xander seems really weird.
Person 2: Hes actually really sweet and funny to be aroynd once you get to know him.
Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name
Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
Xander is huge and chubby and fat and is the star of the documentry "Super Size Me".
Xander is fat.